{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Jamie Morton Writes","home_page_url":"https://jamiemortonwrites.com","description":"Jamie Morton Writes","author":{"name":"Jamie Morton Writes"},"items":[{"id":"snickers-and-other-bad-decisions-part-i","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/getty/79365752\"/><p>I disappeared once. Like, poof! Gone. Not on this planet anymore. I’m not sure where I went, exactly, but I can tell you with complete certainty that it wasn’t here on this Earth.</p>","url":"https://jamiemortonwrites.com/f/snickers-and-other-bad-decisions-part-i","title":"Snickers and Other Bad Decisions: Part I","date_modified":"2026-04-24T03:06:19Z"}]}